Global warming

It’s getting grim up north. With epic amounts of flooding, and entire bridges having collapsed, now more than ever it seems like a good time to talk about an important issue. Global warming.

Now, global warming, as we’ve all been told before is caused by gases in the atmosphere heating it up. This has dire consequences upon the environment, such as the ice-caps beginning to melt. Of course, this causes sea-levels to rise. If you’ve ever seen “The day after tomorrow” you would have seen the Atlantic shelf breaking off. This moved downwards and melted causing sea-levels to rise and generally disrupted everything in the eco-system. Causing the northern hemisphere to eventually just freeze.

We’ve already seen the effects of bad-weather. But surely global warming has a positive side? Yes. See, in “The day after tomorrow” the world had been heating up, and cooling down for millions upon millions of years. The last time this happened was called “The Ice-Age”. The entire world was freezing cold for millions of years. After it returned to normal. Currently, we’re over-due for an ice-age. At the moment though, the warm atmosphere is keeping the world at a constant temperature. Effectively we’re keeping at bay the dreaded, and long overdue ice-age. Fun times. Thank god for pollution!

Oh, and by the way, I’m not saying all the information here is all right. I’m just saying this is what I think of the current climate. Okay?! This is MY prediction. If you don’t believe it, then don’t :)